I bought myself a copy of the latest Highway Code to see what had changed over the years since I passed my bike test, and my car test before it. Things look good, apparently we are still supposed to drive on the left in this country, and green on a traffic light still means go.

Like looking up rude words in a Dictionary, the traditional thing with the Highway Code is to find amusement in the Traffic signs section. My favourite has to be No Vehicles Carrying Explosives.

Remember kids – if you are, and you see that sign – don’t go there.